Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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haha!!! i get it!!! thats nice!!!!

i took me forever to get this joke...i think that's why i posted it.
but lol glad you liked it!!

Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
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lol i like this one

lmao, thats funny

Hahahahaha thats somethingi would do.
Lmbo.
Nice yo mama joke.
Omg i wanna vaccum.
Lalalalala.
Im bored and its 1.11 and no1s up and im lonely.
):
How sad seeing how i can talk to a wall...
Hmmmm....
Questionable.
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^_That is sposed 2 be a cat????
Well then i need 2 go look at a cat cuz i dont remember them looking lyk and alien or something from the Backyardagains...